JAS ((: this is a story bout a girl

Sunday, September 25, 2005

joke - boys & girls

little JOHNNY comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with johnny about this."

so johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. "first, johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..." so he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "ok, now take off my skirt..." and he takes off her skirt. "now take off my bra..." which he does. "and now, johnny, please take off my panties."

and when johnny finishes removing those, she says, "johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"

^very lame rite hahas..i "STEAL" frm jmo's blog *opps* hahas
Hey i can be more lame ok!?!? *FansMyselfLykSumKindOfTaiTai + Rolleyes*
hahas....ok thats for todae nth much happen juz that i STAYED AT HOME THE WHOLE DAE!
heess...naw wait for WO HE JIANG SHI YOU GE YUE HUI 3 to start...naw is lyk 9.33 and its still abt 1 and a 1/2 hrs! haix..

so sian *takesOutKnifeAndStabsTheClock*<- i am killing time hahs...

-i waited and still waiting

<3 9:29 PM;

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Untitled-Simple Plan

I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight

And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain

How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again
So I try to hold on
On to a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't
How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

I've made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

<3 7:31 PM;